The Other Lisa

There are a lot of Lisas out there. I'm one of them. No, not that one, the other one. Basically, I'm just a girl with some thoughts.

Dec 18

Awwwww, poor Adolf H.

OMFG, I never thought I’d say this, but: I feel so badly for that innocent, cutey pie Adolf Hitler! Not THAT one.  This poor New Jersey kid’s parents actually NAMED him that!! And golly gee they encounter trubs when they try to get him a birthday cake made each year with his full name on it along with maybe some frosting swastikas. I cannot believe these people would do this to a kid. P.S. Check out their OTHER kid’s name. Aaaaaaaaaaaaack! What is wrong with people??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:11pm

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Oct 30
i tried on some old pants today and they didn’t fit. and i got mad and threw them on the bed. and $15 fell out of the pocket. it was like a consolation prize!!!!!!! yay!! moral of story? hmmm. i guess sometimes life has a way of reminding us what’s really important. photo from awesome great pockets by Henry Needle & Sons.

i tried on some old pants today and they didn’t fit. and i got mad and threw them on the bed. and $15 fell out of the pocket.

it was like a consolation prize!!!!!!! yay!!

moral of story? hmmm. i guess sometimes life has a way of reminding us what’s really important.

photo from awesome great pockets by Henry Needle & Sons.
Posted at 12:03pm

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Oct 14
Here’s a funny picture making its way around the Interntets. I saw it on reddit. Source: i38.tinypic.com

Here’s a funny picture making its way around the Interntets. I saw it on reddit. Source: i38.tinypic.com
Posted at 8:49am

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Oct 8
My new obsession is the Tumbleweed Tiny House Company. I want a tiny house. They are so cute! I want one as a pet. And to live in it. The tranquility of it. The built-in incentive to declutter. You can reduce your carbon shoe size and make a smaller footprint. The simplicity is so seductive. And you could paint it pretty colors and decorate it like a cake. You could dust it with a makeup brush! I don’t mean to belittle it. Ba dump bump. Because, I think it is a beautiful concept. You could have it in a city and treat it like a NYC hotel room, just to sleep in while you explore the surroundings, or a rural area carriage house. For you creative types, it could be a place to write beautiful insightful poetry and/or creepy manifestos. Yay! P.S. (cute guy included? not sure. read the fine print.)

My new obsession is the Tumbleweed Tiny House Company. I want a tiny house. They are so cute! I want one as a pet. And to live in it. The tranquility of it. The built-in incentive to declutter. You can reduce your carbon shoe size and make a smaller footprint. The simplicity is so seductive. And you could paint it pretty colors and decorate it like a cake. You could dust it with a makeup brush! I don’t mean to belittle it. Ba dump bump. Because, I think it is a beautiful concept. You could have it in a city and treat it like a NYC hotel room, just to sleep in while you explore the surroundings, or a rural area carriage house. For you creative types, it could be a place to write beautiful insightful poetry and/or creepy manifestos. Yay!

P.S. (cute guy included? not sure. read the fine print.)
Posted at 11:22am

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Oct 3

conversation with myself about last night's veep debate

Scared? “You betcha!’

Nauseated? Wink. Wink.

Is this really happening? I feel dizzy…where am I? “USA! USA! USA!”

(fade to darkness)

P.S. I just have to take this moment to give a shoutout to the third graders in Wasilla who get extra credit for reading this post instead of doing their creationism homework.

Posted at 10:50am

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