December 2008
1 post
Awwwww, poor Adolf H. →
OMFG, I never thought I’d say this, but: I feel so badly for that innocent, cutey pie Adolf Hitler! Not THAT one. This poor New Jersey kid’s parents actually NAMED him that!! And golly gee they encounter trubs when they try to get him a birthday cake made each year with his full name on it along with maybe some frosting swastikas. I cannot believe these people would do this to a kid....
October 2008
4 posts
3 tags
conversation with myself about last night's veep...
Scared? “You betcha!’
Nauseated? Wink. Wink.
Is this really happening? I feel dizzy…where am I? “USA! USA! USA!”
(fade to darkness)
P.S. I just have to take this moment to give a shoutout to the third graders in Wasilla who get extra credit for reading this post instead of doing their creationism homework.